Bus Routes in Co Durham
X12: Newcastle to Middlesbrough
It’s a deconstructed, flatpack breakfast on a rectangular plate. All the ingredients are there, just not together. What a calamity.
Bus Routes in Northumberland
X18: Berwick to Newcastle (Coast & Castles Route)
Bagpipes are an incredible invention. I’d never think in a million years to gut a sheep, attach pipes to the holes where its neck and legs once were, and squeeze out a tune.
Bus Routes in Northumberland
253: Edinburgh to Berwick
I don’t care what happens to my remains, but I promise to do everything in my spectral powers to haunt anyone who puts me in an Irn-Bru coffin.