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Heol Maengwyn in Machynlleth
Bus Routes in Wales

T12: Machynlleth to Welshpool

Every time Luke pronounces the name of a Welsh town, a Cymraeg-speaking fairy dies.

By Ian, 4 weeks4 weeks ago
Jane's Discounts in Whitchurch. The most Royalist window dressing I've ever seen.
Bus Routes In Cheshire

41: Chester to Whitchurch

He alternates between sniffing up and blowing out of one of his nostrils with enough force to snuff out the candles on an octogenarian’s birthday cake.

By Ian, 1 month1 month ago
Marbury Lady
Bus Routes In Cheshire

9A: Warrington to Northwich

We’re welcomed in by the crackling force of an industrial boiling water tap that only old-skool cafes, or a million scousers simultaneously saying ‘Burt Bacharach’, can replicate.

By Ian, 2 months2 months ago
Thelwall Old Post Office
Bus Routes In Cheshire

Cat5: Altrincham to Warrington

Candidates need two miraculous events to qualify for sainthood, which is quite the KPI to meet for the average nun or parish priest.

By Ian, 2 months2 months ago
Frank Sidebottom Statue in Timperley
Bus Routes In Cheshire

11A: Stockport to Altrincham

One of the old ladies has an incredible polyphonic voice. Squeaky yet gruff, she’s part way between Betty Boop and Phyllis from Coronation Street.

By Ian, 3 months2 months ago
Padfield Post Street at Dusk, 12-8-21
Bus Routes In Derbyshire

393: Glossop to Padfield

Slower Travel returns with a tense race to El’s auntie’s pub in Padfield. Who’ll win, though: the train or the 393?

By Ian, 11 months11 months ago
Saltburn Tramway. 2/5/19
Bus Routes in North Yorkshire

X4: Middlesbrough to Whitby

A fortnight after our visit, she finds a man staggering in the beer garden at 3am with a cardboard box on his head. ‘He didn’t even cut eye holes in it,’ she told the local paper. ‘I was howling.’

By Ian, 2 years2 years ago
Deconstructed Breakfast Blues in Durham Market.
Bus Routes in Co Durham

X12: Newcastle to Middlesbrough

It’s a deconstructed, flatpack breakfast on a rectangular plate. All the ingredients are there, just not together. What a calamity.

By Ian, 2 years1 year ago
Bamburgh Castle, 1/5/19
Bus Routes in Northumberland

X18: Berwick to Newcastle (Coast & Castles Route)

Bagpipes are an incredible invention. I’d never think in a million years to gut a sheep, attach pipes to the holes where its neck and legs once were, and squeeze out a tune.

By Ian, 2 years2 years ago
Eleanor, the morning after the night before. Edinburgh bus station, 1/5/19.
Bus Routes in Northumberland

253: Edinburgh to Berwick

I don’t care what happens to my remains, but I promise to do everything in my spectral powers to haunt anyone who puts me in an Irn-Bru coffin.

By Ian, 2 years1 year ago

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