Bus Routes In Lancashire
184: Oldham to Huddersfield
There don’t appear to be any more interchanges in the UK which are named after infectious viral diseases, so we’re cruelly denied a Runcorn Rubella or Malmesbury Manflu. More’s the pity…
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391/392: Stockport to Higher Poynton
As giving Fido a shampoo and trim isn’t too different from Sharon’s monthly cut and blow, I suspect that most dog groomers are former hairdresser who prefer asking dogs about their holidays instead…
Bus Routes In Lancashire
589/592: Burnley to Todmorden
Of all the days we could’ve stumbled across The Golden Lion, we’ve somehow found it on the day that Jarvis Cocker is playing a DJ set upstairs, and Andy Votel is doing a pub quiz…
Bus Routes In Lancashire
M2: Nelson to Burnley
A man reclines in a low-ride push bike, which looks like a malevolent home brew experiment to cross-pollinate a Raleigh Chopper with a Harley Davidson…
Bus Routes In Lancashire
66: Clitheroe To Nelson
This is where the 66 and 67 buses diverge, the latter heading through a place called Roughlee, which I’m glad we avoid because I had my collar bone broken by a lad called Lee. He was a bit too rough…
Bus Routes In Lancashire
15: Accrington to Clitheroe
We’re greeted at the bottom of the main road into Great Harwood by a trio of ponies. As soon as they see the bus approaching suddenly cease all movement, as though they’re playing musical statues. Another horse a few yards away sees what’s going on and instantly spins around to stare at a tree.
Bus Routes In Lancashire
464: Rochdale To Accrington
Chips shops are in my blood. Cut me open and alongside plasma, platelets and whatnot, you’ll find a load of deep fried comestibles…
Bus Routes In Manchester
17: Manchester To Rochdale
They had a cracking time on the hen do until they left the final pub of the crawl, when one of her pals got shot in the head by a pellet gun from a passing car in Middleton…