Bus Routes in Wales
X29: Tywyn to Machynlleth
The only local we encounter is the waitress in a cafe on Tywyn’s main drag. She’s so well-spoken that my apple crumble curtseys as she places it down.
Bus Routes in Wales
T12: Machynlleth to Welshpool
Every time Luke pronounces the name of a Welsh town, a Cymraeg-speaking fairy dies.
Bus Routes in Wales
2: Mold to Ruthin
Nana Meg’s joy turned to contempt when she realised her telegram from the Queen was instead from Iain Duncan Smith, and spent the rest of her big day getting razzed on brandy.
Bus Routes In Cheshire
4: Chester to Mold
She wears false eyelashes which would frighten a tarantula, and a t-shirt with the slogan ‘Too Glam to Give a Damn’ across the bust. Her seething response when the driver dares to beep a warning suggests that, if anything, she somehow needs to become more glam.
Bus Routes In Shropshire
2: Oswestry to Wrexham
You might be desperate to escape, but the local authorities are determined to trick you into staying, as the timetables on the walls of the bus station are all for Gobowen, a village a few miles away.